What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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