- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

batman has diarrhea

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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