- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

If youre African, why are you white?

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

noah is a scrub jungle

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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