How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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