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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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