A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Niall Horan

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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