- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

this website even though its hilarious.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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