Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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