Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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