womans having rights.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Anthony sucks

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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