- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

rent a cops

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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