How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

ejaculation JLR

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

rent a cops

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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