- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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