- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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