Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Kevin and Ramin

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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