A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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