- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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