- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Justin beiber's penis

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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