- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

That is so fetch

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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