I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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