- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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