What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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