What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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