Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

I regret everything.....

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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