How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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