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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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