Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Women's rights...

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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I'm Polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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