- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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