What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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