- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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