what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

thumb_up thumb_down -17

25.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops