- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

So a seal walks into a club.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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