- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why did jim all I over? He dies

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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