- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Asian women drivers...

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Knock Knock Come in

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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