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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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