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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Justin beiber's penis

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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