how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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womans having rights.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Anthony sucks

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