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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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