What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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I enjoy Popcorn

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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who else is on here?

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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an athiest walks into a church

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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