A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Sloths

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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