Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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