- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caramel Boing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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