- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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