- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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