How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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