- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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