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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

wanna hear a joke? yes

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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