What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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My Boyfriend

I used to know what alzheimers was

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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