Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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WILLY

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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okay so theres this guy.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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