- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

The GOV and the WHO?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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