Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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