Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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who farted i did :]

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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