black people

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

I put my baby in a microwave.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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