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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Jersey Shore.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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