A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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