How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

drugs.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

bangers and mash?

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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