What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Poop

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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