how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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