- Anti Joke

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks