- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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