Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Matthew Baker

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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