- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A dead guy walks into a grave.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

guess what what ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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