Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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