- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A seal walks into a club.

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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