- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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