Bob Saget

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What is my name? I dont know

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

The Qur'an

What does? 42

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Llamaworm

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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