WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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I read the terms of service.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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