- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Take part of what?

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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