- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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