This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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