- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I like that, but why am I happy?

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

field day?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Antijokes...

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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