A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Pickles are moist.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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