why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Penis.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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