- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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