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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

A black man comes home from work.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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