Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Matt is a Duster!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

The FCC

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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