Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

I have a horse.

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