Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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