Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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