- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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