What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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