- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

nothing

The WNBA.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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