Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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