- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Chris is hairy

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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