whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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