Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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