- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

I'm HIV positive.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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